Jordyn, 17, and from New Jersey


if countries were students

Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh

America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates

Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day

England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen

New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks

The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores

France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much

China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question

Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed


i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend


i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck


I’m jealous of girls that are super gorgeous. The ones that everyone always wants to be around, the friend everyone wants to have. The one that everyone looks at and thinks “damn she’s beautiful.” The ones that have a naturally cute laugh, a perfect smile, the ones with cute clothes and that look perfect all the time.



this girl has some hella fine legs right?



R I G H T?


it’s albert einstein


(Source: lydiasparrish)


Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

(Source: owmeex)




My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it